The Complete Dregs of History

History remembers the famous, but what about the rest. What about Ebenezer Scumme, Sister Cynalot, and Quivering Edward? What about Eric the Depressor and Justinius the Comedian? There have been billions of people on the planet and there is a good chance that these people may even have existed. If they had, they would certainly have deserved their place floating face-down in the dregs of history.