The Boy That Didn't Like Biscuits 'N Gravy

Humorous story about a boy named Benjamin from the north that is forced to live with his mean Aunt Stench and his uncle after his parents are killed by a giant albino polar bear while on their second honeymoon in Alaska. Benjamin's uncle gets transferred with his job from New York to the south and Benjamin finds it to be like moving to another country. His Aunt Stench comes up with a scheme to use Benjamin to make money by making him a product. Poor Benjamin has to figure out how to keep losing his head in a strange land, with a strange language and the strangest of foods.