The Bigliest Loser

Spanky McDumbass was a horrible little man who was a draft-dodger, a creepy dad, a bad businessman, and a failure as The Liddle'est President who refused to leave office peacefully when he was fired from his job. Despite his many bigly losses and failures, he decided to run for office again to stay out of prison. This is the story of his unbelievable audacity, and his ultimate defeat.