THE ANTICHRIST COMES TO STONEd COUNTY

The Reverend Brock Candel drives in new to Southwest Virginia with fears of the Antichrist voiced on the radio and defaced signs welcoming him to his new home and calling. So, how many oddballs can dance on the head of a pin? What amazing item will "Auntie Matilda" McTavish be hawking on her latest infomercial? Can the warring factions of Stone County be led to a spirit of cooperation? Is love-true or otherwise-an option is this day and age? And music What is its capacity to tame the savage "fill-in-the-blank"? Oh-so-lucky for the residents of Stone County, Virginia, that there are plenty of plenty of people with all manner of "correct" answers. And no one has more and better answers than the Reverend Billy Smithereens. You don't even have to ask In fact, he'd rather you didn't ask at all. It just wastes time. Good luck and God bless, Reverend Candel. You'll need them both.