Suburban Fighters

THEY'RE NOT THE GREATEST WARRIORS FROM AROUND. THE WORLD...THEY'RE THE GREATEST WARRIORS IN ONE SQUARE BLOCK! Welcome to an easier time, a better time. The simpler days of yesteryear where your paper and milk were delivered every morning by the paperboy and milkman. Where daily you were greeted by your neighbor and the neighborhood children. Where your only worries were getting into a throw down death match with the ninja living next door! Welcome to Suburbia, a time lost town where your next door neighbor, your mailman, and your teacher are secretly some of the most skilled ninjas, boxers, and genetically engineered warriors in the world. Witness the daily battle for supremacy! In this issue, we dare to ask the highly anticipated question: Who's stronger The Milkman or the Mailman?! So prepare yourself as they deliver the battle of the century! Also: Get a sneak peek at the secret bios of the townspeople!