Stallone Schwarzenegger and the Golden Mamba

Stallone Schwarzenegger continues his successful impersonation of the debonair SS Major 'Sturmbannfuhrer Hax Mansen', this time teaming up with World Heavyweight Boxing Champ Max Schmeling, NCO in an elite unit of Luftwaffe Fallschirmjagers tasked with 'Major Mansen's' protection on Crete. Stallone meets the good ladies of the Vril Society there, engaging in some Interdimensional Romance, various parachuting feats and rocket propelled nautical exploits. Then he's off to Africa via Diamond Beach and Shark Island, uncovering a few Biosimiton Assimulators. Stallone's temporary assignment to the Toxic Task Force, provide plenty of opportunity for him to partake in more aerial intrigue, parkour detours and subversive stunts as he goes undercover with the OSSB on the gold mines of the Rand, breaking a few more hearts while creating a lot of havoc as well as a little artwork all of his own, courtesy of the Kunst Kommando's endless expense account of course.