Stacy - Santa Inc 1

Santa had a job opening on his special private bulletin board.WantedToy testersMust be open-mindedObedient team playersWilling to sign a strict nondisclosure agreementGood payBenefitsPush the green button andSee Santa to apply.Hey, how hard could it be to test toys all day? I could play with dolls and trucks and video games…pay me to play. Little did I suspect, but toys for kids isn't all the big jolly fellow is into. I was in for a huge surprise. Santa has a side business, pleasing big girls and boys, too. Come on, join me - become a toy tester at Sensual Aspirations Novelty Toy Authority - it'll turn your knees to jello.