Special Agent Bootyguard

Dr Eugenie Kikinidas (US Navy) and Commander Tet (Japanese Intelligence) inhabit a fantasy world where all the women are beautiful and all the men are stupid. The President has lost a very personal item but no sooner has the US military installed an electronic replacement, Robotagder, than the mysterious Agent Poontang has the self-destruct codes up for sale to the highest bidder. In Havana, the beautiful KGB officers, Major Muffkov and Captain Dropenov, are negotiating with wicked ISIS Terrorists over the President's missing item. Meanwhile the glamorous Agent Booty is hunting down Poontang in the seedy underworld of strip joints and bordellos that is the Atlanta underground. Can Tet and Eugenie handle it?