Space Odd-Yssey

The Earth's WMDs (Women who make decisions) have been abducted by Space Pirates. The crew of the Odd-yssey need to search the Solar System to find the secret pirate based and save the WMDs from the space pirates before Earth descends to chaos - and without getting any more tickets from the Physics Police. Hold on a second readers of this. The captain did WHAT? Really? Oh that is not good. Hold on a second I will help you guys out in a second. Ug, well sorry I have to go. You will just have to read the story for more.