She goes by many names

'Well then, that's wonderful. Perhaps you'll finally find peace and love. And on top of that, we'll have access to the contractor. Who knows how it will all unfold.'
'It might seem so, but is a workplace romance really a good idea? Won't it be frowned upon' Magda asked, her voice laced with uncertainty.
'What's frowned upon is joining the mile-high club solo, ' retorted Alicja.
Gosia choked on her juice on hearing Alicja's comparison.
'Alicja I beg you, for the thousandth time: give us a warning before you drop another one of your similes. But really, what will people think' Gosia countered, laughing.
'Attention please, no drinking or eating, for I am about to deliver a simile as successful as Rapunzel's wigs, ' Alicja announced, unfazed"