Seagalogy (Updated and Expanded Edition)

Vern, the self-styled ''outlaw film critic'' is described by Hellboy director Guillermo Del Toro as "equal parts Hell''s Angels and Pauline Kael... a national treasure!" 

Now Vern unleashes his magnum opus: an in-depth study of the world''s only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor, the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. 

"A book that''ll shake the very foundations of film criticism, break their wrists and then throw them through a window."