Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

Dear Stupid Idiots, A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "e;code of honor."e; Yeah right! If by "e;code of honor,"e; you mean "e;code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet,"e; then you are right. But if you mean a "e;code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads,"e; then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. No thank you, Robert Hamburger