Please Don't Touch That

"e;Arre, look... the world doesn't have a 'thoda adjust maadi' button."e;Ever wondered why your friendly Indian head-wobble makes a Finnish CEO think you're having a neurological event? Or why your innocent "e;shabaash"e; back-pat in a New York office could lead to a soul-crushing HR meeting?In Please Don't Touch That, seasoned C-suite veteran and professional life-watcher Rajesh Seshadri returns with an unapologetic, rib-tickling guide to the Do's, Don'ts, and definite Don't-You-Dares of global travel. While Book 1 was about the "e;What,"e; Book 2 is about the "e;How"e;—as in, how to stay out of a Singaporean jail and how to find your soul in a land of dry toilet paper.Whether it's the high-stakes "e;Salami of Skin"e; at the Vatican gate, the "e;Green Dot"e; struggle in a French bistro, or the "e;Quiet Sunday"e; dogma of Germany, Rajesh decodes the invisible boundaries that separate a Global Citizen from a confused tourist.Inside this hilarious survival guide, you'll discover:The Handshake vs. The Bow vs. The Kiss: How to greet the world without accidentally proposing or head-butting a stranger.The Food War: A survival kit for Vegetarians facing "e;Chicken-is-a-vegetable"e; logic, and Non-Vegetarians suffering from chronic "e;Spice Withdrawal."e;The Fine Print: Why "e;Delhi-style"e; road rage in Dubai or jaywalking in Singapore is a one-way ticket to a very expensive disaster.The Lota Legacy: A tactical approach to surviving a world that thinks a roll of sandpaper is an appropriate hygiene tool.Funny, candid, and packed with "e;Uncle-wisdom,"e; this is the ultimate manifesto for every Desi soul who wants to conquer the world—without losing their identity (or their passport).