Phatman and Picard: Unloading Thoughts?

After returning from a debilitating existential endeavor, Phatman and Picard discover that Michael Moore is now the ONLY son of God. And against all odds, Phatman and Picard learn more about themselves and who they want to spend the rest of their lives with....regardless of the fact that they're going to a hell'ier place when they die for repeatedly orgasiming to the wrong thoughts. Will Picard ever find his long lost turtle? Will Phatman have a thought baby? Will anybody else in the universe have a thought baby? And, will Phatman and Picard find their way home? Whatever the answers may be, the only way for Phatman and Picard to survive this universe is by Unloading Thoughts?