Phantasmagoria and Other Poems

"I'm not so young, Sir," he replied, "As you might think. The fact is, In caverns by the water-side, And other places that I've tried, I've had a lot of practice: "But I have never taken yet A strict domestic part, And in my flurry I forget The Five Good Rules of Etiquette We have to know by heart." Lewis Carroll's classic "Phantasmagoria and Other Poems" originally published in 1869. A true literary gem.