My Wife's Helpful Holes

Robert's wife, Cindy, is a very helpful lady. When Roberts friends, boss, coworkers, or even his bully need help with a hard problem, Cindy is there. The problem is that Cindy helps with her holes. And everyone knows it.When Tom breaks up with his girlfriend, Cindy's there to help with his hard-on. When Mr.  Johnson has trouble focusing at work? Cindy. Even Eric, Robert's old bully, enlists Cindy's aid in "e;testing"e; cameras for his porn productions.How helpful can one wife be?