My Sister Steals My Toys

My Sister Steals My Toys
And 109 Other Funny Poems

My sister steals my toys.
My sister pulls my hair.
My sister hides the clothes
I really want to wear.

She eats my favorite foods
and blames me for her mess.
I wish she'd just be nice
She fills my life with stress.

She rips apart my books.
She stomps on all my toys.
And when I am asleep,
she wakes me with her noise.

I simply do not know
why she's so mean to me.
You'd think she could behave
She's turning thirty-three.

This book contains 109 other funny poems for children ages 8+.