Monster at the Bat

It was early one clear morning

When I looked up in the sky,

And I could swear I saw

A tiny baseball whizzing by.

Can't be, I said to no one there,

A ball in outer space? Then I recalled the legend

And a smile came to my face. In the ancient town of Monsterville,

You'll hear it constantly;

The story of the greatest game

In monster history.