Miss Agatha Smackwaddle's Silly School for Dads

Okay, so we can all agree that your dad is silly. Silliness and dads, that goes together like smelliness and Gorgonzola. But why is that? And, what's more important: How do dads get to be this way? Can you only become a dad when you also happen to enjoy making weird noises or pretending to have stubbed your nose on a door frame? Or is there some special place somewhere, some sort of academy or institute of higher learning, some university or ... SCHOOL, where the fine if annoying art of fatherly silliness is taught to regular guys? The answer is in this report. Unfortunately, this book has been written by a certified silly man, so we don't even know if he's all that serious about his disclosures.