Million Dollar Ideas

Actually, they are probably closer to four-dollar ideas. It would be great if I could use these ideas as a form of currency. I could shout out a great idea at the drive-through in exchange for a quarter-pounder with cheese, and maybe get a dumb idea back in change. Anyways, if you are going to steal one of these, and you DO make a million bucks, I think it would be fair to give me a cut...I'm just saying.