Memento Monstrum

This is your warning! This book contains Count Dracula's memoirs. And as you would expect, there are plenty of hideous creatures in it-giant yetis, insidious werewolves, slimy fish monsters-maybe you shouldn't read it! You might learn things you didn't know about monsters before. Hair-raising things that make these monsters appear . . .friendly . . .even downright human. So, take my advice. Put the book down and move on before you get caught in its clutches. Sincerely, Van Helsing PS-But if you do read this book, you will be enchanted by the incredibly imaginative full-color illustrations through out, the fabulously appealing cover, and the original wit captured within.