Leonard County Dead

Small town. Big problems. Lots of zombies.It starts like any other Thursday in Leonard County — six locals at Harlan's produce stand, arguing about whether the tomatoes are ripe or just one bad conversation away from sauce.Then Ron Daley shows up missing a shoe, half his face torn off, walking like his joints were put together by a drunk.One minute they're calling each other cheap bastards. The next they're swinging shovels, hockey sticks, and a bag of onions at the shambling dead.Cass Mercer's got the shovel. Harlan's got a bolt gun and zero patience for any of this. Ty and Jace are already hurling pepperoni sticks and screaming hard fucking nope. Dylan's got a crowbar and more sarcasm than survival instinct. And Bernice — retired teacher, done with everyone's shit — is lobbing onions at zombies with the same dead-eyed patience she used on thirty years of parent-teacher night.It's not about outrunning the dead. It's about surviving each other while the dead try to eat you.Letterkenny meets the zombie apocalypse. Crude, chaotic, and nobody shuts up for a second.Survive the dead. Survive each other.