"e;I'm a commuter And I Hate Everybody"e; is a diary of actual passenger behavior encountered by a 20 year train commuter to and from New York City, referred to as the "e;Poor Bastard"e;. Over time he has developed a method to anticipate, recognize and act accordingly to avoid or confront fellow passenger's bizarre, selfish, ignorant and at times aggressive behavior while confined to a commuter transit train. Basically a guide to recognize the "e;Asshole"e; and act accordingly to maintain your sanity.