How to Write Dinosaur Jokes

100 JOKES to enjoy and write

Which Dinosaur has TEN eyes?

An Iiiiiiiiiicthyosaur

Why did the Diplodocus NEVER have a bath?

Because he didn't want to be ex-stinked

'Knock Knock '

'Who's there'

'Dinosaur '

'Dinosaur who'

'No, Owls go 'Hoo'. Dinosaurs go

ROOOOAAAAARRGGH '

Including Knock Knocks, Silly Questions, Would You Rathers, and the newly invented Game of Jokes

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