"e;I wish we were back together for just one night . . .so I could push you out of my loftbed while you were sleeping."e;Satirical and sharp, downtown New York City performance artist Anita Liberty reinvents self-help as she skewers her ex-boyfriend in this hilarious, hip, and audaciously candid collection of advice, poems, and diary entries. "e;I thought you were a gifted and tortured artist. I was wrong.About the gifted part.Oh.And the artist part."e;From romantic bliss to brutal breakup, from heartache to healing, this fierce, funny, and ultimately liberating homage to being "e;dumped"e; rips off the stiff upper lip in favor of a red-hot therapy of wit, wisdom, rage, and redemption. And now, a few words from Anita Liberty . . ."e;COMPROMISE--Lowering my standards.So you can meet them."e;"e;You're a bad habit.I want to kick you.Hard."e;