Honk if you hate killer clowns: Stories don't get much dumber than this

A not so swift killer clown is on the loose, and the only hope is a washed up detective with time on his hands and bourbon on his breath. As the story progresses, lots of things happen, and many idiots get in the way. This "horror" story is outrageously funny, supremely stupid, and a perfect read for this Halloween season. If you're brave...