Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing

Hey Zombies! Thanks for NothingThree souls from 1987. One chaotic 2026. Zero clue what's going on.When a freak accident at a convention center catapults an unlikely trio forty years into the future, they discover that the "e;world of tomorrow"e; isn't exactly what the movies promised. They have four weeks to find out whether the future is a victory lap or a dumpster fire. Meet the time-travelers:The Reporter: Hard-hitting and looking for the scoop of the century...if she can stop screaming at the touchscreens.The 11th Grader: A cynical teen who was "e;over it"e; in 1987 and is even less impressed by the apocalypse of 2026.The 'Hobo': He didn't ask to travel through time; he just followed the scent of free appetizers and ended up in a different era.From the nostalgia of the eighties to the biting absurdity of the modern world, Hey Zombies! Thanks for Nothing is a high-octane, laugh-out-loud exploration of human nature. It's polished, poignant, and definitely worth the sleep you'll lose binge-reading it.If you enjoy sharp wit, fish-out-of-water chaos, and social satire that hits like a ton of bricks, this is the book you've been waiting for.