Help! My Mum's a Witch

Growing up in a pagan household can be tough,Because Mom’s always up to all sorts of weird stuff!She doesn’t fly her broom around,Or wear a pointy hat,But I know she has a wand,And she’ll use it to go Zap!Well maybe that’s not entirely true,But the other moms, they flinch!Whatever shall I do?Help! My mom’s a witch!