Half-Elf

A new comic fantasy adventure spanning three worlds, two cafeter as and a Ford Cortina. Guaranteed not the first part of a trilogy Cheaper than skiing, more fun than bog snorkelling and safer than cheese-rolling (see YouTube for details). What the critics said about Half-Elf "Short. To the point." - E. Hemingway "Needs more pointy hats." - T. Pratchett "Should be banned." - S. Rushdie "Page 42 was good." - D. Adams "If Hemingway liked it, it must be crap " W. Faulkner "Smells of onions." - A. Burgess "Vartlydragon yeah harpe harpe downkrillmop and then some." - J. Joyce "Have you finished it yet?" - The Author's wife