Can you stay at your exs place without things getting weird? And how do you properly apologize to your host for tequila-fueled bad behavior? Fear not!Guestiquette has the answers.Guestiquetteis the first book that takes on the complicated world of being a houseguest, offering useful, irreverent, and hilarious advice for guests and hosts. Not sure how to deal with a Schnauzer that hates you or what to do if a zombie apocalypse breaks out while youre staying at someones home? Guestiquette has you covered. In addition to advice, this book has fun illustrations, charts, lists, and even a recipe, that celebrate the houseguest experience. Youll also find true first-person stories from hosts and houseguests who were brave enough to share their often cringe-inducing tales, including vivid recounts of a honeymoon spent in the wrong house and a Thanksgiving dinner that would have given Martha Stewart nightmares. Everyone who has ever been a houseguest or a host has encountered issues theyre not exactly sure how to handle. Finally, theres a book for most every situation that offers help for even the most horrible houseguest.