Greatest Novel Ever Written

In one breath: Banished intergalactic outlaws are brought back into action to try and stop the annihilation of the universe by The Evil One while a mob underboss / hitman turned actor gets trapped in a bizarre desert town and reprises his role as a B-movie monster to escape while the world's greatest detective and his partner try to solve a muddled mystery and salad monsters terrorize a post-apocalyptic city while the B-movie monster becomes a seething sensation and one of the intergalactic outlaws is sent back in time to the days of Greek mythology where he deals with gods and titans as the world's greatest detective takes on an escaped criminal mastermind and two bug-eyed aliens from the square planet Digby are sent to Earth to recover a mysterious orb with a mind of its own and this very aggravated author tries to juggle it all.