Gaysop's Fables: Stories for That Ass

See what randoms are saying about this hot new collection of tales by *mumbles*-award winner Neil Gay-Mann"I liked the one with the frogs, but some of these are fucking dark." - The Times York Tribune of Reviews"I'm sorry, prices are set by corporate. No, we don't let people 'just kind of wash dishes' in lieu of payment." - Rude Man at Denny's"Stop writing these." - I Have To Come Clean, The First One Wasn't A Real Newspaper