Frytanic

The Condiment Dragons reign over the colossal, food-themed world of Condiment Continent. Led by Keegan-The-Ketchup and Roxy-The-Relish, they watch over this mythical land and its population of citizen gnomes. But, there's a problem. The rival Dressing Dragons-scattered offshore across the Thousand Islands-harass the wacky gnome populace of Condiment Continent at whim. Regular patrols of the countryside by the Condiment Dragons serve to curb attacks from the evildoers, but only to a point. Today's an exciting one, as Souper Bowl CCLXXXVIII is being held in Matzo Balltimore on the shores of Lake Souperior. Playing classic rock hits on deck of the luxurious Frytanic at halftime, musical megagnomes Will.i.am.Full, Brieyonce, Lady Gagapupu Platter, Taylor Sift, and One Confection have all gathered to perform. Condiment Dragons Keegan, Roxy, and Dip-The-Dip have flown in to watch the game from their Luxury Sweet. Let's hope Dressing Dragons Caesar-The-Caesar and Rusty-The-Ranch don't spoil the fun...