Freddie and Johnnie

Falling through bathroom windows and into trash cans, keeping your mother out of dumpsters and trash bins ... When everything offends your sensibilities, relaxing makes you nervous, and you hate camping but your spouse loves it... When a carpool member is SO annoying but makes you laugh like you've never laughed before. It's all here, in the "Colorful Characters" of this book. Plus, where to pee, the mama of Princess and the Pea, how to know if you're having fun, how to write love notes for lunch pails, methods for naked frog hunting, and good reasons to marry a brown man