Finally Finished My Book: Enjoy, as I doubt there'll be a second

Did I ever tell you about the time there was a case of mistaken identity, and a group of hospital staff briefly thought I was a qualified doctor? How about when I spent a week in Zimbabwe & woke up one morning in a bed full of ants? Or when my friends and I tracked an escaped Chicken through a housing estate?I'm not a celebrity, or a known public figure, however I've always wanted to write an autobiography about myself. But with the constant distractions of life, I wasn't sure I'll ever get around to it anytime soon.Inside this book you'll enjoy stories and my observations from my attempts to navigate everyday life, you'll also get to read about my encounters with a few characters who I've met along the way.The book is broken up into four sections covering: Family, Work, Travel and 'Everything Else'. If you're looking for a lighthearted, inoffensive book based on mostly true stories, then look no further. Because after quite a while in the making, "I've Finally Finished My Book".