Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch

Inside this book you will find,
Funny nonsense from my mind.
Zany rhymes and slimy tales,
Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.
And a clever slug that shocks,
Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.
Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,
What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?
Fun and craziness (You'll have a good time),
There's even some that do not rhyme
Read the book, there's so much more,
Or my slugs and I will go to war