Effin' Birds 2025 Wall Calendar

Who're you, John James @%$&#! Audubon? Ornithologists have long known birds to have filthy vocabularies and a misanthropic worldview—and now you know, too! Every spread of this monthly wall calendar proves the old adage true—"Bird, bird, bird, bird is the effin' word."   Features include: 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) Fold-around cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2024 Spans January–December 2025 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Features colorful vintage bird artwork with even more colorful language