Eavesdroppings

It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, My pants are on their last leg!With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as: Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag. That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way. The jazz musicians were in a jam. The cowboy was at the end of his rope! The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous. The naked gambler was on a winning streak. I said to my adrenal gland, Whats the rush? I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.