Dim Wit

''They misunderestimated me'' George W. Bush

Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over.

The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do...

''My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor''s surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don''t feel too well. I think I''ll go home."'' - Robyn Jankel

''I don''t think anyone should write his autobiography until after he''s dead.'' - Samuel Goldwyn

''Winston Churchill? Wasn''t he the first black President of America? There''s a statue of him near me - that''s black.'' - Danielle Lloyd