Desperate Housewives of Olympus

It's the apocalypse. Aphrodite has broken up with Ares and this time, she means it. While she claims to have meant it during the Trojan War, this time is different. This time is forever. While nursing his broken heart (like any legit God of War) with drink, battle, and wenching - he wenches the wrong wench. His best friend, Morrigan. This doesn't fit at all with his mantra, "All is fair in love and war." Because it's not fair that his ride or die bro isn't a bro at all, but a curvy, sexy, woman. Now that he's touched her, tasted her, he doesn't know if it's love or war. She's a Goddess of War herself and while this is one campaign she plans to win, happily ever after might just be the spoils.