Demonic Debt Collector

It was just an average day when Cade came home and found his parents shackled to giant crosses in their living room. Unbeknown to him until now, his family's debts have spiraled out of control, and a representative from Infernal Capital Solutions has come to collect. She's tall, she's red, and she's got horns and a tail. It turns out that Cade's father unknowingly borrowed money from a demonic lender, and Jezebel, a well-dressed demoness, has come to collect. However, with Cade's family unable to pay the amount due—unless they sell everything they own—some reimbursement plans will have to be arranged...It just so happens there's a new strip club in town called Fire & Brimstone, and Jezebel thinks Cade's father, Russ, has the perfect body to dance. Way out in the rural country is a farm in need of milk cows, and Cade's mother, Victoria, suddenly has the glands to turn a huge profit. And for Cade himself, Jezebel has a position available in her own office, for secretarial duties...