Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

"Dave Barry is one funny human."
--San Francisco Examiner

For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow.

But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as:

• Scratching
  
• The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf
  
• Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children
  
• The Noogie Gene
  
• Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts
  
• Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method
  
• Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate
  
• And much, much more
  
  

"Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you."
--USA Today