PREPARE THYSELF(Which is old speak for Strap in)SuperTex is your everyday run-of-the-mill fossil fuel relocation expert. Happily spending his days serving customers and doing his job. However when the Prime Evils come together to put a stop to his ways, SuperTex must become the Consoleman; a hero who fights for, well, no particular reason.Can Consoleman defeat the Prime Evils?Can Consoleman withstand the onslaught that is the "e;Public"e;?Consoleman isn't an adventure, it's a epic onslaught through a story where the author gave no fricks.Just take a look at some of these reviews."e;Completely unexpected and entertaining."e; C. McNeice."e;It IS so bad it might be good."e; S. Coulch."e;I'm not reviewing your stupid book."e; K. Jordan"e;Fine. Some of it was actually funny."e; K. Jordan after being repeatedly asked."e;Considering the year we've had. This book may as well happen."e; M. Morgan."e;Hate to admit it, but I am actually looking forward to the next one."e; J. Tibba."e;