Commuted to life: A season ticket to hell

This is the perfect little gift for any angry commuters out there. It's not a particularly chunky book so it's also ideal for wedging under tables, swatting bugs and protecting wooden surfaces from hot drinks. All this and more for the price of a London pint.

Millions travel by train every single day. Few of them hate it quite so much as the author of this book. This diary offers a brief insight into the secret world of commuting - from vomit inducing companions and crusty seats to The Network, a shadowy organisation with sinister motives. Considering a season ticket? You may want to read this first. Contains adult humour and scenes of a depressing nature.

"A small sliver of sunshine in the dark empty tunnel of commuting."

"The perfect accompaniment to any bowel movement."

"So funny that my face split open and all the demons escaped."