Clueless

HERE IS WHAT OTHERS THINK OF THIS BOOK

Im not the lush he makes me out to be. Lou

If anyone has seen my knee, please e-mail me at grimreaper@afterlife.net. There is a reward. Death

Honest. Elvis is alive and well. Ive seen him. I dont care what anyone thinks. Donnie

Tall skinny redheads turn me on. That explains why I married a butterball brunette who is shorter than I am. Bobby Joe

I cant wait to see who plays me in the movie. Magistrate Margaret Snipper

I dont really waltz into a room. Its more of a majestic glide. Jackson