Christmas Jokes

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks

What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y

What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can''t hear you!

This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it.

The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!