Boring Things Dad Says

Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You re not alone.Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It s also the best dad de-coder you ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example What Dad Says: Have you done your homework? What Dad Means: Please don't ask me how to do long division. Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes. You ll find chapters on essential subjects such as: The golf trip Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend The shed Grandchildren ChristmasWhether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father s Day.