Boobs and Cookies

Boobs and Cookies is a collection of 15 absurd, warped, perverse stories....Read the horrors of being enslaved to an aging pornstar. Have a nostalgic moment with a former Goth south of the border. Place yourself in a mega-mall crawling with zombie werewolves. Discover Jesus's journal and his lame second coming. Ponder why Polly hates the color orange. Smile after having a teenage shaving accident. Obey as your ex-wife hijacks your plane. Find yourself in the hospital after a controlled suicide attempt. Thank yourself for never having a painful-sex-fetish going wrong. Laugh as a bum writes a cover letter. Tear up as a miracle man's limelight vanishes. Take notes on how to evict a ghost from your apartment. Walk down a bloody farm-town courtyard. And finish by remembering how being a kid in the woods and growing up in the era of chat rooms made you who you are.