Bad Kitty

Meet Jasmine, ¹ forensic supersleuth, ² aspiring Model Daughter, ³ and friend to animals.⁴ One second she's trying to enjoy her Vegas Vacation, ⁵ the next she's tangled up in an outrageous adventure and has to outwit a crazed killer before he ends ten lives, one of them her own.⁶

¹ Hi That's me
² I. Wish.
³ Emphasis on aspiring. Current status: failing.
⁴ If friend means "unsuspecting victim" and animals means "one very bad kitty."
⁵ And meet the cute guy at the Snack Hut. I have priorities.
⁶ Meep But I guess it winds up okay since Kirkus Reviews says: "Inventive, witty, and laugh-out-loud funny, with an enjoyably twisty ending." They wouldn't say that if everyone died, right? Right?