And Now a Word From Mr. Excitement: And other tales

A collection of relatively humorous columns written for a small Ohio newspaper concerning love, duty, cats, lawnmowers, and the inherent value of a garage full of scrap materials. Short, smart Natalie and languid, mechanical Mark were married in an abandoned small-town bank, wisely choosing cats over children and grocery shopping instead of lives filled with crime and adventure. It is self-published, if that tells you anything.